Clarence Thomas
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Claims to fame: United States Supreme Court Justice; Bush I’s Token Negro nominee to replace retiring SCJ Thurgood Marshall
Bottom line: We still believe Anita.
Sage advice: If Justice Thomas offers you a Coke, tell him you’re not thirsty.
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Thomas:
A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape.
— Proverbs 19:5
