Arlan Stangeland (R-Minn.)

Claim to fame: Damned fool

Moral apex: Married father of seven swore that the several hundred long-distance phonecalls made to female aide in 1986-87 — and charged to his House credit card — were not evidence of a romantic relationship.

Consequence: Voters rolled eyes, clucked tongues, voted Democratic.

Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Stangeland:

Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.

— Proverbs 6:25