Thatcher Longstreth
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Claims to fame: Philadelphia City Councilman; prominent local Republican; adulterer
Moral apex: In 2001, dumped wheelchair-bound wife for another woman… after 60 years of marriage.
Addendum: Longstreth was 80 at the time he announced his intention to marry his 51-year-old bit of fluff.
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Longstreth:
Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth. Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
— Proverbs 5:18-19
