Robert Bauman (R-Md.)
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Claims to fame: Leading “family values” advocate; closet homo
Moral apex: Married dad of four pleaded not guilty in 1980 a charge of committing oral sodomy on a teenage boy in Washington.
Twinkie defense: He was drunk.
End result: Lost re-election to a Democratic challenger.
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Bauman:
And they remembered that God was their rock, and the high God their redeemer. Nevertheless they did flatter him with their mouth, and they lied unto him with their tongues. For their heart was not right with him, neither were they stedfast in his covenant.
— Psalm 78:35-37
