Mark Chmura
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Claims to fame: Republican activist; former Green Bay Packers football player; adulterer; statutory rapist
The setup: Refused to meet with President Clinton because Clinton didn’t “have the moral authority to be President.”
The spike: Chmura was arrested for raping a 17-year old girl. He was acquitted — but that doesn’t erase the fact that he A) had sex with an underage girl (in a hot tub full of boozed-up teenagers at a party), and B) was himself married at the time.
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Chmura:
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
— 1 Corinthians 6:18
